May 2012
48 posts
“everything i’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.”
—david foster wallace (via entropicarus)
how to effectively ruin life at your work environment in three easy steps!
1. Develop a harmless, middle-school crush on a repeat customer.
2. Admit this fact to your coworkers.
3. Watch helplessly the next time the customer appears, as your coworker makes it painfully obvious that she is reading the name off their credit card, whilst other coworkers in clear view of the drive through window go completely ape-shit and you are left to hand out their beverage, red-faced.
Added Bonus!
Have your coworker Google the customer, only to find they are approximately four years younger than you. Proceed to feel like a cradle-robber and earn the nickname “Cougar”.
